Air It Out

September 2, 2010 by Dinosaur Mom

I want my blog back.  My efforts at Serious Writing were a bust.  Without at least the illusion of an immediate audience, I got nothin’ – and without a public blog, I have no portfolio to demonstrate that I can write anything besides memoranda.

I am going to blog under my real name since there’s really no point in pretending to be anonymous.  If I tell half the people I meet that I have a blog, it’s not much of a secret.

Tonight in the Dinosphere, we have put the kids to bed and are watching a German documentary about Goebbels.  It is better than watching Dino Spouse’s new favorite program, “Who The (Bleep) Did I Marry?

Claiming The World Cup

July 11, 2010 by Dinosaur Mom

I’m married to a Russian guy who scorns American sports mania.  Youth sports, pro sports, collegiate sports – he’s completly indifferent at best.  Since I only care about sports if they involve my friends or relatives – or the victory of Michigan State over University of Michigan – this suits me to a tee.  At World Cup time, however, I get to see how the other half lives.  Each day of the last month has been built around the broadcast schedule for World Cup matches.  Normal priorities for use of the TV and computer are completely suspended.  It’s been all football — not soccer, people, futbol — all the time around here.  For once, we’re not alone.  This year’s World Cup is the best watched to date among U.S. audiences.  The kids outside in the cul de sac and at the pool have been playing pick-up games of soccer instead of whatever it is they usually do.  The TVs in the bars near my office are showing the World Cup coverage instead of baseball games.  Men in the elevators at work have felt compelled to have opinions about the various national teams.  Even with the U.S. team out of the picture, the excitement about the sport and this tournament has been palpable.  We Americans are finally part of the world’s sport at last.

It sure feels great, doesn’t it?  We’re all united in this moment!

Uh, yeah.  Except for the part where the rest of the world would kind of like us to sit down and shut up?  Yeah.

I have to believe that most forms of cultural expropriation begin with sincere, sometimes even informed appreciation by members of a majority group’s elite of a minority group’s music/art/literature/other desirable cultural artifact.  Appreciation is fine.  But as this elite spreads awareness of said artifact, two arguably bad things happen.  First, the minority’s desirable cultural whatever-it-is comes to be valued and defined in terms of its relationship to the majority group’s conception of its own cultural values.  Second, majority group members assume that knowledge of the cultural artifact is tantamount to knowledge of the minority group as a whole.  These things are bad in the sense that they substitute for understanding of where the artifact fits within the minority group’s history and cultural tradition.

There’s no sense in which the population of the United States can be considered a majority in comparison with the population of the rest of the world.  But we have always been the center of our own worldview, and – after all – we are the only remaining Super Power.  White people will soon cease to be the majority demographic in the U.S. population, but what difference will that make as long as we continue to run the place?  We’re special, whether we asked for it or not, and so is our culpability in the eyes of the world and of our own countrymen.  To borrow a quote from novelist Mark Jacobs:

Would he be as hard on them if they were Portuguese, or Slovenian?  On the other hand, these were people whose government was bigfooting around the world causing death and destruction in an orgy of misapplied power.  However they voted, whatever they thought of their country’s imperial pretensions, they were responsible for the damage it wrought.  They were not Portuguese.” (Forty Wolves)

So now we’ve discovered that soccer – excuse me, football – is more than just a version of  football – uh, American football – that’s safe enough for girls to play.  The appreciation is growing.  What will become of it?  For my part, I hope we don’t host a World Cup in this country any time soon, and I’m content to stay silent when the European commentators on ESPN remind viewers that the U.S. team will never reach the semifinals until our best athletes abandon basketball and footb – American football.  It’s best that we just keep showing up for a while without calling too much attention to ourselves.  The main thing is that our interaction with the rest of the world on equal terms and our progress in international soccer – football -whatEVER – competition keep pace with each other.  That’s what will keep our admiration from turning to expropriation.

Don’t Call It A Comeback

June 19, 2010 by Dinosaur Mom

I have kind of lost that blogging feeling.  Without the hope of getting a book deal lined up before my colleagues noticed that I was spilling my guts to teh internetz at large, it’s just not fun anymore.  I’m trying to write Something Serious instead.  Longhand.  In a notebook, yet.  But I feel compelled to share three thoughts with you.

1.  I decided to repair my comatose laptop instead of replace it because reading the book that came out of this project scared the crap out of me.  I’ve read a lot of books about how we’re destroying the planet and our very souls, but this one made feel nauseous the next time I walked into a store.

2.  It is good (maybe) that corporate death food restaurant chains have introduced plates/menu guides that sell themselves based on a calorie count (offering a list of entrees that are allegedly 650 calories apiece, for example).  I just noticed this a couple of weeks ago and I like it.  By the way, if you don’t follow me on Twitter (http://twitter.com/dinosaurmom) or know me in real life, you may not be aware that I’m under 200 lbs for the first time in 10 years.

3.  The Columbia Neighborhood Swim League is my idea of what amateur kids’ sports should be all about.  Mouse and Riley Dino are swimming this year.  Go Barracudas!

Head Trip

May 16, 2010 by Dinosaur Mom

Trying to get new header to work.  Graphic design is not one of my strengths.  I can’t get the stoooopid text to stop displaying over my stoooopid new banner.

Thesis of the week: the 21st century will be more like the 19th century than it will be like the 20th century.  Discuss.

What The Cat Dragged In

May 13, 2010 by Dinosaur Mom

I’ve moved the blog.  I expect that links and all sorts of things will be wonky for a while I sort out which posts need password protection.  If you want a password, e-mail me at dinosaurmom at gmail dot com and I will decide if you are worthy.

Protected: What The Dooce?

April 20, 2010 by Dinosaur Mom

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Protected: Long Night’s Journey Into Day

April 17, 2010 by Dinosaur Mom

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Protected: Flying Lizard, Part 2

April 15, 2010 by Dinosaur Mom

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Protected: Flying Lizard

April 12, 2010 by Dinosaur Mom

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April 9, 2010 by Dinosaur Mom

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